Last week I had the great privilege of speaking at ffconf in Brighton, UK. It was lovely. The town put on a full demonstration of its range of November weather patterns, from blue skies to driving rain to hail (!) to sea-spray to drizzle and back again. Good times.
I haven't been to the UK in years, and being in a foreign country where everyone speaks my native language was quite refreshing. At the same time there was an awkward incident in which I was reminded that though close, American and English just aren't the same. I made this silly joke that if you get a polyfill into a JS implementation, then shucks, you have a "gollyfill", 'cause golly it made it in! In the US I think "golly" is just one of those milquetoast profanities, "golly" instead of "god" like saying "shucks" instead of "shit". Well in the UK that's a thing too I think, but there is also another less fortunate connotation, in which "golly" as a noun can be a racial slur. Check the Wikipedia if you're as ignorant as I was. I think everyone present understood that wasn't my intention, but if that is not the case I apologize. With slides though it's less clear, so I've gone ahead and removed the joke from the slides. It's probably not a ball to take and run with.
However I do have a ball that you can run with though! And actually, this was another terrible joke that wasn't bad enough to inflict upon my audience, but that now chance fate gives me the opportunity to use. So never fear, there are still bad puns in the slides. But, you'll have to click through to the PDF for optimal groaning.