Someone at aikido this morning found out I was a programmer. He proceeded to ask me where he could get a free copy of Fortran. 77. Chuckles, yea even belly laughs spilled forth.
On the death march!
From: Self Sufficient Individuals of Planet Earth (S.S.I.P.E.)
To: The bourgeoisie
Subject: Air conditioning.
HA! How we scoff you. Scoff! Scoff, even as you sit with your illness-inducing artificially dry recirculated air product, scoff as you erect glass barriers defining inside and outside, scoff. We the self-sufficient know that all that might be needed are the rotary blades of a fan for air circulation to activate our God-given sweat glands, cooling us via the traditional and natural method of evaporation. Your pollution-spewing vehicles spew all the more, carcinogens and oil wars just to maintain your comfort. Those of us with need of car drive them with our arms out the window.
Also, anytime you want to have us over to your house to hang out that's cool.