I thought I ate my favorite dog, but it turns out it was another dog. The president was going to send my learners an instant message, but the telecom line went out half an hour before it was supposed to happen. Nik-naks (a cheesy corn snack -- like american cheeto's) are better than crack. I'm eight hours away from having an up-to-date debian system -- last time that happened was in October. Web access works at my school, but other protocols are blocked at the moment. Melon vines own my homestead. It turns out sorghum is taller than millet.
Jeff had a remarkably cogent post on the issue. I especially like the mad max image :-)